#never seen mccoy so irrationally and delightfully happy #and i’ve never seen spock more like a turtle that wants to crawl back into its shell omg
“MOM PLEASE. MOM NO. MOM.”
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dont u wonder about the people on the other side of the enterprise who are just the janitors or some shit they never go on the bridge they have no idea whats going on
when the ship shakes they just think ‘goddammit kirk’
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Spock’s Most Logical & Humorous Response
~ Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) ~
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Also
Can we all just take a second to appreciate this opening paragraph on my paper earlier this semester about my experience here at Tumblr omgI wanna know how you continued from “one of the last place one would expect to have someone come up behind them and whisper, “How often do you masturbate.”
That is probably the best goddamn hook I have ever read.
POST THE REST I AM HOOKED
This is the finest essay opening I’ve ever read.
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so i was casually on a day trip with my dad today
nbd
and do you knOW WHAT I SAW??
THREE SIGNS. ALONG THE SAME HIGHWAY. NOT HALF AN HOUR WITHIN THEM.
JENSEN ROAD
TENNANT AVENUE
WATSONVILLE
tumblr i present to you SUPERWHOLOCK IN REAL LIFE
oh and wanna know what it was all near?
THE WINCHESTER MYSTERY HOUSE
im done.
WHERE WAS THIS?! I MUST DRIVE THERE RIGHT NOW
WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK AND HOW
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wibbly-wobbly-timeywimeystuff:
gayest sport on earth
somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
WHAT
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.
why is he putting his hand in his pants
That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
guys
they oil each other up
im crying here
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Kirk answers life’s important questions.
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Love this woman!
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT JOHNNY BRAVO FOR A SECOND?
- utilizes rule 63
- drives home the point that street harassment is not flattering
- johnny bravo appreciates being a woman and doesn’t question his masculinity
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When you rearrange the letters in the word ‘ASTRONOMER’, you get ‘MOON STARER’.
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
and
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:
HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT
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