so i was casually on a day trip with my dad today
and do you knOW WHAT I SAW??
THREE SIGNS. ALONG THE SAME HIGHWAY. NOT HALF AN HOUR WITHIN THEM.
tumblr i present to you SUPERWHOLOCK IN REAL LIFE
oh and wanna know what it was all near?
THE WINCHESTER MYSTERY HOUSE
WHERE WAS THIS?! I MUST DRIVE THERE RIGHT NOW
WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK AND HOW
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:
HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT